FIRST TIME ASKING A GIRL OUT .......Part 2

 

DAY 3: Rehearsal

After all the tutorials one would think I was ready and fully equipped with my full chest and so I thought. I stood before my tutor like a young boy standing before a priest to prove that indeed he knows his cathechism and so we went over and over until felt I was almost ready.

DAY 4: D-DAY

Just like a boy who had his first morning glory(erection) I was so excited at home ,lost in my fantasy of getting a girlfriend of my choice because the way my guy coached me made me feel like a superhero coming from Asgard to save the world and take my Queen home even though I had no idea of what to do with my trophy when I win it because I was so convinced in my hear that its victory day.

Some days one wishes the day stays longer than usual but today is not the day, I wanted it fast and faster and all my attention shifted to the sound of the bell which kept on ringing in my head …break period abeg quick come abeg.

Gring gring the bell sounded and so I rushed to meet my coach , Anene who was already waiting for me at the usual spot…guy its time he said , just stay here let me call her for you but I was like guy I can handle this, don’t worry I will meet her myself (with the look on his face I could see doubts written over him but then I was not having him call her for me)

Are you sure versatile?

Yes na, guy relax

Ok go handle your business

 

I headed to the spot I usually see her, remember I already did my reconnaissance so I know her route on daily basis and off I go……everything was so soft, the sun was at its right place, the trees danced in freedom but this time they danced more sexy , maybe a sign to show me I will be victorious on this expedition. All was going on well until I saw her walking down towards me and all the preparedness vanished like Patience Ozokwo’s charm powder in Nollywood….

Felt like I was losing my breath, couldn’t feel my legs, should I back up ,no it was too late, I have been coached and confirmed certified .I no fit fall hand and disgracing my ancestors was not an option and so I move, moved and moved and stood in her path…I think that was my first fuck up and she was like what is it…

Babe my name is Amaechi and I have been monitoring you (second fuck up) and she was like for what, babe cool down , I like you, I want you to be my girlfriend and I give you two minutes to think about it and give me your answer (last fuck up) and she was like IF I SLAP YOU EEEH YOU WILL GO AND FIND YOUR MATE!

Hearing those words, my head spinned , the trees froze and the sun became dark and nothing seemed same anymore, Anene warned me ooo,  I would have allowed him to be my forerunner but I claimed I was ready and I have shot myself in the leg, I was shy before but now shyness is my name, he came close to me as I was reluctantly going back to you give my coach the progressive report..

How far how far what did she say…

 

That how my first missionary journey hit a road block but we move

So do you mind sharing your experience…this other gender eee

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